Great Day to Be a Woman
In the highly unlikely event that you are a female and a Sam & Max afficionado, you now have the opportunity to purchase a more formfitting version of the Max & Crossbones T-shirt to accentuate natural feminine curviness. In the equally improbable happenstance that you are a male Sam & Max fan and have a girlfriend and/or wife, you can buy your special lady friend a piece of apparel they will neither understand nor appreciate. C’mon now, it’s not like you’re going to be able to find a better Christmas gift.