Remember how you’re the only person you know in real life who likes Sam & Max and when you talk about it nobody seems to get it? Well, now you can spite/enlighten your friends! Telltale has their store setup so that you can order a gift subscription, and if you ask me, that’s one-stop holiday shopping for everyone you know. Now get on with the patronizing!

Can’t decide whether or not you want to invest in Sam & Max Season Two Episode One: Ice Station Santa yet? Maybe a demo will help you make up your mind.

And if for some strange reason you don’t already have a copy of Season One’s brilliant fourth episode Abe Lincoln Must Die!, you can legally download it here for free without fear of reprisal! Does any other gaming company make you feel as loved as Telltale does? If so, you better lie, because they’ve made a very thoughtful gesture and you shouldn’t just go around stomping on their feelings like that.

…of Sam & Max Season Two’s Ice Station Santa! GameTap subscribers get access this Thursday (the 8th) while everyone else can purchase it directly from Telltale starting Friday (the 9th)! If money’s an issue, you better stop eating right now until you have enough would-be-food-money to splurge on the goodness. You’ll thank me.