Holy...

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When The Commissioner calls, Sam sometimes ends the conversation with a long-winded non-sequitur which usually starts with Holy.... He occasionally says similar things at other points in the story as well.

[edit] Appearances

[edit] On the phone

phrase	story
Holy jumping mother o' god in a side-car with chocolate jimmies and a lobster bib!	Monkeys Violating the Heavenly Temple
Sweet mother of mercy in a toboggan!	Sam & Max meet some frightening pirates
Holy jumpin' saints-a-plenty riding side-wise on a candy-pink fat-boy!	Season One E3 trailer
Great gouts of steaming magma on a beeline for the orphanage!	Culture Shock
Sweet Mother of Double Jeopardy Backstroking in Butterscotch!	Situation: Comedy
Holy Cap-Wearing Catfish Flopping a Crime Beat!	The Mole, the Mob and the Meatball
Sweet Suffering Saint Sebastian on the Sousaphone in a Short Story by Susan Sontag!	Abe Lincoln Must Die!
Great Grinning Head of John the Baptist in a Porkpie Hat Stuffed in a Rhinestone Bowling Bag!	Reality 2.0
By the Greek Goddess Selene in a Chariot with Dual Overhead Cams and "Silver Foxx" Mudflaps!	Bright Side of the Moon
Gin-running George A. Romero in a baby doll t-shirt outside the food court with a $34 gift certificate!	Night of the Raving Dead

[edit] Elsewhere

phrase	story	Reason
Holy jumping weasel fritters on a hot cross bun!	Big Trouble at the Earth's Core	The Earth core temperature is getting critical.
Holy mother of pearl in a side car going 80!	A Glitch in Time	Max's watch has transported them to the dawn of time.
Sister Mary Francis in low heels walking away!	We Drop at Dawn	There's a phone booth in the middle of the "jungle".
Sweet mother of all things hairy and disgusting!	Little Bigfoot	They first notice Jojo.
Great thundering jellyfish on the squishy road to mayhem!	Culture Shock	Sybil thinks that Peepers is hypnotized.
Sweet alligator dentures soaking in formaldehyde [...] .	Culture Shock	They nearly forgot to get popcorn before watching a video.
Sweet carbonated beverages in a pig trough [...] !	Culture Shock	One of the Soda Poppers ran away very quickly.
Jumping Vehicular Homicide [...] !	Culture Shock	Max asks to drive since Sam is deranged. The answer is no.
Holy brains in a blender [...] !	Culture Shock	Sam is still hypnotized.
Sweet rodent eating disorders [...] .	Culture Shock	His dream features a giant rat.
Holy underpants draped to the mast of a sinking pork rind freighter!	Culture Shock	Max has been kidnapped.
Great suffering lab rats!	Culture Shock	Sybil knows how to block hypnosis beams.
Holy two-timing tap dancers stomping sour mash in a mink-lined arthropod trap [...] !	Culture Shock	Unknown, possibly unused.
Sweet jellyfish paste on a stick [...] !	Situation: Comedy	Surprised to see the Soda Poppers again.
Sweet mother of all quiz show scandals!	Situation: Comedy	Told that the Who's Never Going To Be A Millionare show does not actually have a million dollars.
Holy chipmunk arias warbling out of a souped-up 78-speed turntable [...] !	Situation: Comedy	Suprised to hear the chemical voice modulator works.
Holy Mace-Wielding Minotaur Kings!	The Mole, the Mob and the Meatball	Practicing for the next time the Commissioner calls.
Holy Domesticated Ursines [...] !	The Mole, the Mob and the Meatball	The Toy Mafia bear heads look identical to the hypnotic teddy bears.
Holy cow!	The Mole, the Mob and the Meatball	Is "actually being too subtle".
Holy highway hotpants!	The Mole, the Mob and the Meatball	Most of the Toy Mafia pulls a gun on them.
Sweet second mortgages on a summer home.	The Mole, the Mob and the Meatball	Leonard Steakcharmer bets ten million tokens on the outcome of their poker game.
Sweet Mother of Bleary-Eyed Gambling Addiction [...] !	The Mole, the Mob and the Meatball	Wins the slot machine.
Curdled goat's milk on a warm summer day!	The Mole, the Mob and the Meatball	Frustrated that he can't remember any Yo Mama punchlines.
Sweet ptomaine [...] .	The Mole, the Mob and the Meatball	Does not want to taste the ancient meatball sub.
Holy fat-free carp on a skewer!	The Mole, the Mob and the Meatball	Ted E. Bear is a moleman.
Holy Modern Technology Gone Horribly Horribly Awry!	The Mole, the Mob and the Meatball	The Toy Mafia are using bulletproof tires.
Holy heaping helpings of high fructose corn syrup!	Bright Side of the Moon	Max's gluttony is eating everything.
He's crazier than a caffeine-addled dingo in an Adelaide maternity ward!	Abe Lincoln Must Die!	Puppet President is talking nonsense.
Blessed scuba-diving Buddha on a banana boat with cocktail onions and a map to the stars' homes!	Abe Lincoln Must Die!	While Abraham Lincoln takes the podium.
Brain salads in a Blender!	Ice Station Santa	Mr. Spatula turns evil.
By the sacred sideburns of Isaac Asimov!	Ice Station Santa	The Maimtron 9000 is attacking them.
Holy knuckle-cracking Kringles on a bullet train with a sack full of ketchup-covered cheese logs!	Ice Station Santa	The murderous giant robot was sent by Santa Claus, not Mr. Spatula.
By the ruby-red goiters of Rube Goldberg!	Ice Station Santa, What's new, Beelzebub?	Santa's sleigh appeared out of nowhere.
Mighty Kamehameha doing doughnuts in a splintered paddleboat!	Moai Better Blues	Finding Mr. Spatula on Easter Island.
Bloody-nosed Euclid doing the Eucharist on a nitro-burning catamaran!	Moai Better Blues	Seeing the second biggest Bermuda triangle they've ever seen after pressing an "In case of emergency" button.
Rampaging Roy Neary with a meat and two sides!	Chariots of the Dogs	Finding a model volcano of Easter Island.
Sweet mother of mole sauce!	Chariots of the Dogs	Saw Bosco's mother for the first time.
Heaping helpings of Tachyons in a gravy boat at the grand duchess' bat-mitzvah!	Chariots of the Dogs	Arriving home through the time-travel elevator.
Great transmorgifying vapor wolves of Rigel 17 on a booster rocket through the Van Allen Belt!	Chariots of the Dogs	Said by Sam's senile future self, who is surprised to be in his office.
Holy...!	Chariots of the Dogs	The president's letter to a female move star is surprisingly explicit.
Holy heaping helpings of Herodotus on base with Marshall stacks and a wah-wah pedal!	The Penal Zone	Seeing what looks like their own skeletons.
Thundering tintypes of Teddy Roosevelt in a three-wheeled baby carriage with a bonus jar of moustache wax!	The Tomb of Sammun-Mak	Recognizing Sameth & Maximus in the film.
Cascading Kewpie dolls in the four-color funny-pages smeared with spagghetti!	The Tomb of Sammun-Mak	Finding Baby Amelia Earhart stowed aboard.
Bouncing boomerangs at a barbecue	The Tomb of Sammun-Mak	Baby Amelia Earhart is back.
Holy Hercule Poirot in a blood-soaked bathtub with a full set of dental records and a mud-caked workboot with two missing treads!	The Tomb of Sammun-Mak	Sameth discovers the Toybox is stolen.
Sweet mother of Watson & Crick gallivanting with Rosalind Franklin on a spiral staircase!	Beyond the Alley of the Dolls	Discovering the cloning room.
Holy H. P. Lovecraft spinning through the 13 abyssal planes on a propane grill!	Beyond the Alley of the Dolls	Seeing Max's new form.
Great Galloping Golgi in lipstick on a Vespa with a leather-bound day planner!	The City That Dares Not Sleep
Holy beer-battered Princes of Maine and Kings of New England in a glass-bottom boat with trip-hop DJ and the second runner-up in the Miss Teen Oklahoma Pageant!	The City That Dares Not Sleep	Seeing Past Max in the time machine.